Asia is a magic world. This is a completely different world with special people and ancient culture. However, modern way of life is so dynamic and it makes people leave their homeland and migrate to foreign countries. Now, if you go to any big city you will meet people from different parts of the world. This created an interesting mix. If you deal with Asian people you will enjoy the following asian jokes presented in this big collection. Do not forget to share these asian puns with your friends.

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Asian jokes

How do the Chinese come up with names for their kids? They throw a tin can down the stairs.

Q: What do you call a Chinese billionaire?
A: Cha Ching!

How can you tell if an Asians eyes are open or closed? You can’t!

If the idea of loving those whom you have been taught to recognize as your enemies is too overwhelming, consider more deeply the observation that we are all much more alike than we are unalike.

How do you know if a Chinaman robbed your house? A: your homework is done and your computer is upgraded, but two hours later he is still trying to back out of your driveway.

Why is there no Disneyland in China?
No one’s tall enough to go on the good rides.

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Funny asian jokes

Do you like funny asian jokes? This collection will entertain you a lot. Here, you will find the funniest jokes about Asian countries and their special way of living and thinking.

Q: How do you blindfold a Chinese person?
A: Put floss over their eyes.

An A- is an A minus my love for you.

There is no envy, jealousy, or hatred between the different colors of the rainbow. And no fear either. Because each one exists to make the others’ love more beautiful

You know you’re screwed when the Asian says “s***” during the test.

Becoming conscious of racism does not mean you are a racist.

What do you call a Chinese rapper?
Vanilla Rice.

You have small boobs because only A’s are acceptable.

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Chinese racist jokes

Well, racism should not exist in general, but it does. Read the following chinese racist jokes which still make people laugh. Do not take these jokes personally, just smile and laugh.

Criticism of one’s appearance hurts, no matter what.

Don’t make Asian jokes, it’s wong.

What happens when a Mexican and an China man make a baby?
A car thief who can’t actually drive is born.

Q: What has 2 wings and a halo? A: A Chinese telephone, Wing-wing, halo?

Wear full body armor, die in one shot. Probably made in China.

Did you hear about the new American Express Card they are issuing in Red China?
You never leave home.

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Racist asian jokes

Asian people and their way of being are very different from the western world. It is perfectly described in the following racist asian jokes presented in this impressive collection.

Q: What happens when a Mexican and an China man make a baby? A: A car thief who can’t actually drive is born.

I have a new cleaning service that hires Asian cleaning ladies, it’s called Maid in China.

What do you call a Chinese woman with an opinion?
Wong.

Typically used by schoolchildren in a derogatory manner towards Asian people.

Q: Did you hear about the new American Express Card they are issuing in Red China?

A: You never leave home.

They can’ardly see, originated in Australia.

Why do Asian girls have small boobs? Because only A’s are acceptable.

What do you call a Chinese man with a microwave on his head?
Ping!

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Asian insults

Do you enjoy insulting people a bit? Well, this may hurt people’s feelings, but it is so fun. Here, you will find a lot of funny asian insults which you can post on Facebook or other social networks.

Q: What do you call a surprised Chinese man?

A: Ho Lee Fuk.

How can you tell Mario is racist? He’s an Italian plumber, made by Japanese people, who speaks English, looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, grabs coins like a Jew, and is blinded by a steering wheel so he walks everywhere.

What is the most common crime in China?
Identity Fraud.

Asians that spend too much time online and hence use “l33t”, the “hacker” language

Q: What do you call a guy thats half Mexican and half Chinese that wears only one sneaker? A: Juan Chu.

Many Asians eat bugs such as Locusts and Grasshoppers.

What do you call a billionaire Asian. A: CHA CHING!!!!

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