Usually, people do not like insults. As a rule, they are associated with conflicts and negativity. However, you should read the following clever insults, which are very unique. They sound very creative and funny. You can be sure your intelligent friends will love to read such awesome insults. Take them easy. Sharing such content you do not intend to offend anyone. These are just creative jokes and the way to boost the mood a bit.
If opposites attract, then I hope you meet someone who is attractive, honest, intelligent, and cultured.
If you spend word for word with me, I shall make your wit bankrupt.
You are hung like a gorilla. It sounds like a compliment, but gorillas have super tiny dicks.
His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork.
If laughter is the best medicine, your face must be curing the world.
You’re about as much use as a condom machine in the Vatican.
Some of my best leading men have been dogs and horses.
Do you know that insults can be funny and intelligent at the same time. Well, such unusual combination is quite rare, but it exists. Just rad the following intelligent insults and do not forget to share them with your intelligent and noble friends. If your friendship is strong and close enough, you can do many funny things with each other, such as teasing, making good jokes about each other and insulting a bit.
You’re impossible to underestimate.
There are only two things I dislike about her – her faces.
I’m glad to see you’re not letting your education get in the way of your ignorance.
I’ll explain and I’ll use small words so that you’ll be sure to understand, you warthog-faced buffoon.
If you want anything said, ask a man. If you want anything done, ask a woman.
Your dad must’ve nutted in a flower pot because he raised a blooming idiot!
You really are as pretty as a picture. I know I’d love to hang you.
Aww, it’s so cute when you try to talk about things you don’t understand.
Do you like to insult your best friends from time to time? We have prepared a lot of great insults which sound super funny and creative. Before you share these insults with your friends, you should make sure that your friends will not get offended and they sense of humor is good enough.
This is an excellent time for you to become a missing person
When asked what he thought of Western civilization, Ghandi replied, “I think it would be a good idea.”
Okay I feel like a dumbass. Can you explain?
You are a sad strange little man, and you have my pity.
If you were twice as smart, you’d still be stupid.
I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.
Found a book of Shakespearean insults yesterday! So far ” I do desire we may be strangers.” Is the harshest. “Thou art a boil” makes me crack up though.
She has more faces than Mount Rushmore.
Is your job devoted to spreading ignorance?
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