Do you want to entertain your friends? Well, you will have to find out something funny and creative. What about sending them one of these dirty riddles? In this collection, we have selected the hottest and creative sex riddles. Adults love this kind of riddles and you will receive many comments if you post them on Facebook or other social media networks.

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Dirty riddles

What’s a four-letter word that ends in “k” and means the same as intercourse?


What’s six inches long, goes in your mouth, and is more fun if it vibrates? A toothbrush.

Your finger fits right in it. You play with it when you’re bored. Once you’re married, you’re stuck with the same one forever. What is it?

All men have one, but it’s longer on some than others. The Pope never uses his, and a man gives it to his wife once they’re married.
His last name.

What’s in a man’s pants that you won’t find in a girl’s dress?


A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you’re bored. The best man always has me first.

If you put three fingers into these holes, it’s gonna be a shocker. What am I talking about?
A power outlet.

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Riddles for adults

Do you love reading funny riddles for adults? Here you will find one of the biggest collections. All your friends will laugh like crazy after reading them.

What’s long and hard and has cum in it?

You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. I get wet before you do. What am I?

A tent.

Q: If the dove is the bird of peace, what is the bird of true love?
A. The swallow.

What starts with “p” and ends with “orn” and is the hottest part of the movie industry?

All day long it’s in and out. I discharge loads from my shaft. Both men and women go down on me. What am I ?

Q: What’s the speed limit of sex?
A: 68; at 69 you have to turn around.

What four-letter word begins with “f” and ends with “k,” and if you can’t get it you can always just use your hands?

A fork.

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Riddles and answers for adults

Get ready to make fun of your best friends. Share these riddles and answers for adults on Facebook. This kind of humor is very specific. Just take it easy and do not take it too seriously.

Q: If there is H2O on the inside of a fire hydrant, what is on the outside?
A: K9P.

I come in many sizes. When I’m not well, I drip. When You blow me you feel good. What am I ?

What goes up, lets out a load, and then goes back down?

Q: What’s the difference between light and hard?
A: You can sleep with a light on.

I’m spread out before being eaten. Your tongue gets me off. People sometimes lick my nuts. What am I?

Peanut butter.

What gets wetter when things get steamy?
Steam boats!

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Funny riddles for adults

What kind of riddles do you like? If you have a playful mood, you should check out the following riddles for adults. They are very hot and funny.

I offer protection. I get the finger ten times. You use your fingers to get me off. What am I ?

What’s made of rubber, handed out at some schools, and exists to prevent mistakes?

Q: What do a Christmas tree and a priest have in common?
A: Their balls are just for decoration.

What is hard and hairy on the outside, soft and wet on the inside? The word begins with “c,” ends in “t,” and there’s a “u” and an “n” between them. A coconut.

I’m at least 6 inches long. I leave foamy lubrication when engaged in my job. What am I?

Q: Do you know why called sex?
A: Because its easier to spell than ahhhhh…. ooohhhh… allaeeee… outch…

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Dirty mind jokes

Sometimes, it is fine to post dirty mind jokes on Facebook. At least you will make your friends laugh. This is the best medicine for bad mood and depression.

I assist with erections. Sometimes, giant balls hang from me. I’m known as a big swinger. What am I?
A crane.

You get a lot of it if you’re powerful and successful, but significantly less when you’re just starting out. You sometimes do it with yourself, but it’s a lot better when you do it with another person. What am I talking about?


You find me in a guy’s pants. I’m about six inches long, I have a head, and some women love to blow me. What am I?
A twenty dollar bill.

Q. What’s the height of conceit?
A. Having an orgasm and calling out your own name.

What’s most useful when it’s long and hard?

I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a quiver. What am I?

An arrow.

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Riddles about love

Do you want to entertain your sweetheart? You can send these interesting riddles about love. You will see how far the imagination of your partner may go.

What four-letter word begins with “f” and ends with “k,” and if you can’t get it you can always just use your hands?
A fork.

Q. Do you know how New Zealanders practice safe sex?
A. They spray paint X’s on the back of the sheep that kick!

If you put three fingers into these holes, it’s gonna be a shocker. What am I talking about?

I’m great for protection. You use your fingers to get me off. What am I?


Q.What is the difference between “ooooooh”and “aaaaaaah”?
A. About three inches.

What’s beautiful and natural, but gets prickly if it isn’t trimmed regularly?

The lawn.

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