Get ready to read the most impressive fat people jokes. Well, there are many ways to use these fat jokes. First of all, this is the best way to motivate yourself to start losing weight and go to the gym. Read these jokes carefully and f you do not want to be the main character of such jokes, you will have to change your habits and lifestyle in general. Share these jokes online to motivate all your friends and subscribers to lead a healthier life. Just invite your friends to go to the gym together!
Fat people jokes
Every time someone calls me fat I get so depress I cut myself… a piece of cake.
You can be fat and love yourself. You can be fat and have a great damn personality. You can be fat and sew your own clothes. But you can’t be fat and healthy.
Yo mama so fat all she wanted for christmas is to see her feet.
Brain cells come and brain cells go but fat cells live forever!
Thanksgiving, man. Not a good day to be my pants.
Funny fat people
To be a fat person is not fun at all. All people judge you and your unhealthy habits. They do not like the way your body looks like. If you do not want other people send to you such funny fat people jokes, you should make a decision and finally lose all your extra weight. It is time for dramatic changes.
My six-pack is so precious I protect it with a layer of fat.
Two forms of fat that are vitally important for brain health are cholesterol and saturated fat.
Yo mama so greasy and fat she uses bacon as a bandaid.
A fat lady says to Big Bertha: I have had it with dieting… I lost two pounds last week and nobody noticed.
Behind every fat woman there is a beautiful woman. No seriously, your in the way.
Is Elizabeth Taylor fat?
Her favorite food is seconds.
Funny fat jokes
With my sunglasses on I’m Jack Nicholson; without them, I’m fat and 60!
Yo momma so fat Joran van der Sloot couldn’t make her body disappear.
If you do not send me a diet joke, you will gain twenty pounds this year.
Don’ believe me? “JUST YOU WEIGHT!!!”
You’re fat. It’s not because it runs in the family, you’re fat because nobody runs in your family.
The reason fat men are good natured is they can neither fight nor run.
Well, insulting friends is not good, but sometimes, such fat insults can help your friends get rid of their bad habits which make them fat and unhealthy. They may get offended, but they will definitely start to think to go to the gym.
You are so fat I bet your food goes “heeeeeeeee” when it has to ride out all those rolls, just like a roller coaster ride!
Yo mama is so fat when she bent over and showed her crack the grand canyon said “DAMMMMMMMMMMN”.
You know the true meaning of the word Plus-Size.
Why did God create gay men? So fat girls could dance.
What’s the quickest way to lose 190 pounds of ugly fat?
Insults for fat people
Yo mama so fat that she would have been in E.T., but when she rode the bike across the moon, she caused an eclipse.
Every fat person says it’s not their fault, that they have gland trouble. You know which gland? The saliva gland. They can’t push away from the table.
Chocolate comes from cocoa, which is a tree. That makes it a plant. Therefore, chocolate is salad.
My sister is so fat then when we go out to the local buffet they see her coming and pot out the speed-bumps.
Fat is mainstream, which is why everyone has become complacent. What used to be considered pudgy before isn’t even worthy of a comment today.
Fat girl jokes
Are you ready to laugh like a beast? These fat girl jokes are hilarious. If you are not afraid to tease your friends a bit, you should share these fat girl jokes online right now!
There are two fat guys under an umbrella without either one of them getting wet. How can that be?
It was not raining.
I’m not fat. I’m just so sexy that it overflows.
It’s an uncommonly dangerous thing to be left without any padding against the shafts of disease.
I love my six packs so much that I have protected it with layers of fat.
I do not have a friend in the world to help me get published, EXCEPT YOU.
Funny fat girls
Making fun of fat people won’t make you any thinner, and making fun of ugly people won’t make you any prettier, and making fun of unsuccessful people won’t necessarily make you successful, so leave the creatures to the One who created them, Instead of making fun of people, work on improving YOURSELF.
Plastic surgeons are always making mountains out of molehills.
I was really tired of words like ‘plus size’, ‘round’ and ‘large’. I thought, ‘come on we’re fat’.
How do you tell if a chick’s too fat to f*ck? When you pull her pants down and her ass is still in them.
The reason fat people are happy is that their nerves are well protected.
Fat guy jokes
Do you try to lose weight, but you lack motivation? Read the following fat guy jokes and go to the gym right now if you do not receive such a joke one day.
One thing I say about Farrakhan and Alice Walker they help me like being black. I wish I wasn’t fat but I am. Maybe one day I like that too, who knows.
If nature had intended for our skeletons to be visible it would have put them on the outside of our bodies.
Who are your favorite “fat comedians”? E-mail me.
You have more chins than Chinatown.
People say love is the best feeling, but I think finding a toilet when you’ve got diarrhea is better.
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