Prepare yourself to read a lot of funny corny jokes. This collection of corny jokes will blow your mind away. These jokes will entertain all your friends. Such content is the best for social networks where you just spend time chilling and reading stupid jokes. So, do not hesitate to post these best corny jokes. We guarantee, people will love them a lot and they will even repost them their accounts. This kind of jokes is the best for adults. They are fun and very spicy. Surprise all your friends.

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Corny jokes

What disease do you get when you decorate for Christmas?

Q: Why did Johnny throw the clock out of the window?
A: Because he wanted to see time fly!

Why did the jaguar eat the tightrope walker?

It was craving a well-balanced meal.

Titanic: Everyone tries the ice-bucket challenge.

Why didn’t the toilet paper cross the road?

Q: What do you call a fake noodle?
A: An impasta.

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Funny corny jokes

Every sample of these funny corny jokes is hilarious. This is the best jokes to make your depressed friend smile and laugh. Yes, they are not very intellectual, but they are awesome anyway.

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
In case he got a hole in one.

Why do chicken coups always have two doors?

With four, they’d be chicken sedans.

The Chronicles of Narnia: Kid comes out of the closet.

What do you call the Children of the Corn’s father?

Q: Why is there a gate around cemeteries?
A: Because people are dying to get in!

Why did the lifeguard kick the elephants out of the pool?

They kept dropping their trunks.

Red sky at night, shepherd’s 
delight. Blue sky at night, day.

Why does Snoop Dogg use an umbrella?

Q: Why was the baby strawberry crying?
A: Because his mom and dad were in a jam.

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Corny jokes for her

Discover a lot of corny jokes for her. Your girlfriend will love these jokes, if she has a good sense of humor. Sometimes, such jokes are all that we need to laugh a bit. This is the best mood booster.

What do you call a shoe made out of a banana?
A slipper.

What do cows most like to read?


How much does a pirate pay for corn?
A buccaneer.

How does a squid go into battle?

Q: Why did the barber win the race?
A: Because he took a short cut.

How do you stop a bull from charging?
Cancel its credit card.

What do you do with a sick boat?

Take is to the doc already.

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Corny jokes for adults

These corny jokes for adults are something very special. You should send them to your friends in private messages because the content is not for children, this is for sure. Prepare yourself for spicy jokes.

What disease do you get when you put up the Christmas decorations?

What’s a pepper that won’t leave you alone?

Q: How do you make a tissue dance?
A: Put a little boogey in it!

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

What did one shark say to the other as he ate a clownfish?

Well this tastes a little funny.

How did the barber win the race?
He knew a short cut.

Why was the mermaid wearing seashells?

Why is corn such a good listener?
Because it’s all ears.

What kind of tea is hard to swallow?

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