Well, babies and poop go together. We have prepared one of the most hilarious funny poop jokes for you and your friends with small babies. When you have a small baby, you are tired of your daily routine. That is why you should read these poop jokes to make yourself laugh at boring daily routine.

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Poop jokes

I ate four cans of alphabet soup yesterday.
Then I had probably the biggest vowel movement ever.

Where do bees go to the bathroom? At the BP station!

What do you get when you poop in your overalls?

Life starts with everyone cheering when you poop and goes drastically down hill from there.

And have you seen the sequel, Diarrhea?
It leaked so they had to release it early.

What would you call the definition of surprise?
Answer: A fart with a lump in it.

A Belch is just one gust of wind,
That cometh from thy Heart…
But should it take the downward trend,
It turns into a Fart.

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Funny poop jokes

If you are tired of your baby pooping all the time, you should read the following funny poop jokes. They help you to laugh and take your daily routine with a smile. These jokes are hilarious and you should share them with your friends who are young parents too.

What’s brown and sounds like a bell?

I guess “OC” means I heard it from my dad over 10 years ago.
Good job stealing a joke and claiming “OC”.

Did you hear about the constipated composer?
He had problems with his last movement.

Did you here about the constipated mathematician? He worked it out with a pencil.
That movie diarrhoea, apparently it’s all over the place.

Did you hear about the constipated Wheel of Fortune player?
He wanted to buy a bowel.

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Shit jokes

Get ready to see one of the most specific collections of jokes — shit jokes. This is something extraordinary funny. These jokes will boost even the shittiest mood ever.

Did you hear about the constipated mathematician?
He worked it out with a pencil.

Get your poop in a group” is a childish way of saying “get your shit together” but I prefer my take of “gather the pieces of your feces.

Did you hear about the constipated accountant?
He couldn’t budget.

Sir, you do not need to moan “oh boy” when you are taking a shit in a public restroom.

What did the zero say to the eight?
Nice belt!

Laughter is the best medicine.
Unless you have diarrhea…
What do you call Clark Kent with diarrhea?

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Toilet jokes

Most probably, you have seen many jokes about toilets, but the following toilet jokes are something new. They will save even the gloomiest day and will fill it with smiles and laughter.

People say love is the best feeling ever.
But I think finding a toilet when you’re having diarrhea is better.

What did one firefly say to the other?
You glow girl!

THE GHOST POO The kind where you feel poo come out, see poo on the toilet paper, but there’s no poo in the bowl.

What’s brown and sounds like a bell?

What do you call a blind dinosaur?
A do-you-think-he-saw-us.

How many men does it take to put down a toilet seat? Who knows – It’s never been done.

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Parenting without pooping is not parenting. If you have a small baby, you know all this. Just read these funny poop jokes and smile at yourself.

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? He wanted to get to the bottom.

Oh, one day we were at sea and a flock of birds flew over. I looked up and one of them shit in my eye.

Children are like farts,
You’re own are just about bearable, but everyone else’s are horrendous.

What did one toilet say to the other toilet? You look flushed.

We were in another battle. I boarded a ship and got into a sword fight. My hand was cut off. I got fitted with a hook. I’m fine, really.

Whats thirty feet long and smells like urine? Line dancing at a nusing home.

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Poop jokes for kids

Children love jokes about pooping. Show them these awesome poop jokes for kids and you will see your child laughing like a crazy beast.

Why is playing the viola like peeing in your pants?

They both give you a nice warm feeling without making any sound.

What’s the true definition of bravery?
Chancing a fart when you know you have diarrhea.

How do you catch a whole school of fish?
With bookworms.

How many men does it take to change a toilet roll?

We don’t know. Never happens.

Why can’t you hear a psychiatrist using the bathroom? Because the “p” is silent.

How many animals can you fit on a toilet ?
One pussy and 1000 hares.

What’s big and brown and behind the wall?
Humpty’s Dump.

Why are men like laxatives?

They can irritate the shit out of you.

What do you call Clark Kent with diarrhea?

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