Nowadays, modern people feel free to show their nontraditional orientation. Many people do not feel ashamed to show the society that they are gay. However, it does not mean that the society takes them without judgment. Well, in order to avoid conflicts, we have prepared for you a lot of awesome gay jokes. Usually, all gay people are very creative and have good humor. That is why you can share the following jokes about gays and see their reaction. Do not judge people. Try to understand that we are all different and this makes all us so unique and beautiful.
Q: What do you call a gay drive by? A: “a fruit roll up.”
Life without women would be a pain in the ass, literally.
Whats the difference between a gay guy and a freezer?
The freezer doesn’t fart when you pull the meat out.
Son: Dad do you remember your first blowjob?
Dad: Ohhh yeah I do!
Son: How did it taste?
Dad: Get out.
Q: What do you call a gay cowboy?
A: A Jolly Rancher!
How many gays does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to screw it in and another to stand around and say ‘FABULOUS!’
Son: Dad, what does ‘gay’ means?
Father: It means ‘to be happy’.
Son: Are you gay?
Father: No, son. I have a wife.
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What is your personal opinion about gay people? We have no right to judge people for their sexual orientation. Let people live as they want. At the same time, you have the right to have your personal opinion. If you want to express it on social networks and not to offend the feelings of gay people, you can just share these gay guy jokes. All of you will laugh a lot.
I think my coworkers are gay. – Every time I walk by, they mumble, “What an ass.”
I could never fight a gay guy.
I don’t know how to start.
“I’m gonna beat your ass…
I mean I’m gonna f*ck you up… no, I mean I’m stick my foot so far up your ass.. no, not like that, I mean Fuck you, damn it, I give up.”
Q: How do you fit three homosexuals on one barstool?
A: Turn it upside-down!
I like Jesus but he loves me, so it’s awkward.
What do you call a gay drive by? A fruit roll up.
Two couples decide to spend the weekend away together at a posh hotel.
When they get there, one guy suggests they indulge in partner-swapping as a trial.
After 2 hours of solid sex by the fireside, the guy turned to his new partner and said, “Wow! This is the very best sex I’ve had in years! I wonder how the girls are doing?”
Q: Why is Katie Holmes divorcing Tom Cruise?
A: Apprently he’s been in A Few Good Men.
Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking? Because those men already have boyfriends.
Now, many people experiment with their sexual orientation. Young people make their experiments and find out that they are gay. Modern society takes it easy and you should react the same. Instead of judging people, you should better laugh altogether after reading these awesome homo jokes.
Q: What’s a gay man’s favorite planet?
What’s the number one pick up line at a gay bar?
“May I push your stool in?”
99% of women say they don’t like men who wear leather pants. Which works out perfectly, since 100% of men who wear leather pants don’t like women.
Q: What did one gay sperm say to another?
A: “How do we find an egg in all of this shit?”
Q: How do 5 gay men walk?
A: One Direction!
What’s the difference between a gay and a freezer? – The freezer doesn’t fart when you pull the meat out.
Q: How do you say homosexual in Jewish?
Q: What did the moose say after leaving the gay bar? A: Man, I blew like 50 bucks in there.
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