This selection of lame jokes is hilarious. You can use these jokes when you want to make jokes about your friends. They are so funny! Jokes can be very short but it does not mean they are not funny enough. Sharing such jokes you will help your friends get rid of their bad mood in a moment. There are many ways to spread these jokes and the number one platform is Facebook. However, you should read these jokes first and try to memorize. Next time, when you meet your friends you can tell these jokes and impress your friends with your sense of humor.
I’d like to give a big shout out to all the sidewalks for keeping me off the streets.
Waiter! This coffee tastes like mud.” “Yes sir, it’s fresh ground.
Why did the cow cross the road? Because it wanted to go to the Mooovies!
How do you fix a broken tuba?
A photon checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs any help with his luggage.
“No thanks, I’m traveling light.”
Well, well, well… that’s where you get water.
What do you call a guy who never farts in public? A private tutor.
Funny lame jokes
Get ready to laugh a lot after reading the following funny lame jokes. This selection is very interesting and a bit mean. If you are sure that your friends have a good sense of humor, feel free to post them on Facebook or send them in a private message. Even a rainy day will be less boring after reading such fabulous jokes. In the following collection you will discover a big number of lame jokes that are funny as hell. Sharing these jokes you will entertain all your good friends. Make your Facebook wall less boring using such unique jokes. These are perfect jokes which will be much appreciated by your friends.
What do you say when you lose a wii game? I want a wii-match!
So… that’s what you do with a needle and thread.
What do you call a cheap circumcision?
A rip off.
Deathwing doesn’t make a Banana Split…
He makes a Barrens Split.
Why can’t a chicken coop have more than 2 doors? Because if it had 4 doors it would be a chicken sedan.
How did the dentist become a brain surgeon?
His hand slipped.
What’s brown and sounds like a bell? Dung.
Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop?
What do you call an underwater bank? The River Bank!
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