Little Rascals Quotes

The Little Rascals is one of the hit movies in 1994. It is an excellent comedy with children. Some boys founded a club to do “boy” things without girls. Also, these children have lots of fun getting into mischief. We have a fantastic collection of little rascals quotes that are charming and funny. You’ll also find the humor in little rascal quotes amazing.

Plot – Spanky and Alfalfa are best friends, founders of the “Woman Haters Club”. Alfalfa loses faith in it when he meets Darla and tries to court her. Spanky and the club members are concerned about him, because Alfalfa has to participate to the annual go-karts race, so they sabotage his romantic dinner with Darla, that even burns down completely the club. While Darla accepts the court of Waldo, Alfalfa is punished to watch over a car desired by Butch and Woim, his rivals. These two boys, dressed up as rabbis, try to obtain a loan from the local bank without success, while Spanky and Alfalfa, in order to escape from their attack, take part to the female school ballet. At the party, using a deception, Waldo makes Alfalfa drink detergent, then Spanky argues with him because Butch and Woim have stolen the car. After building another one, the group takes part to the race, that turns out to be unfair but very animated.

Funny Little Rascals Quotes

Stymie: And especially never fall in love, and if I do, may I die slowly and painfully.

Porky: I’ll trade you my pickle for a nickel.

Stymie: You only make a once-in-a-lifetime buddy, once in a lifetime.

Spanky: How’s the toothache, bub?
Alfalfa: Uh, the dentist pulled my wisdom teeth.
Spanky: So that explains why you’re acting so stupid.

Twin #1: [referring to Waldo] He’s smoother than a baby’s bottom.
Twin #2: And he smells better, too.

Buckwheat’s Mom: Winner by a hair!

Stymie: You’re not thinkin’ about Darla, are ya?
Alfalfa: No, of course not.
Spanky: Good.
Stymie: I wonder if she’s not thinking of me, too?

Buckwheat: Quick! What’s the number for 9-1-1?

Stymie: You know what they say, wood doesn’t grow on trees.

Darla: Why are boys such jerks?

Stymie: Babes are like a bad song.

Darla: Take my heart, but please don’t break it.

Stymie: Porky, you sure know how to make a sand-wich!
Porky: That wasn’t sand, that was kitty litter.
Buckwheat: Don’t worry, it’s pretty fresh.

Darla: He makes me melt like the 4th of July.

Alfalfa: I’m usually a lover, not a fighter. But in your case, I’m willing to make an exception.

Waldo: You are the sophistication of a woman of twelve.

Alfalfa: All knights ride into battle wearing the colors of their lady fair.

Spanky: People, people, we need your money!

Darla: This tastes like somebody poured it through an old boot!
Froggy: Actually, it’s a sneaker!

Mr. Welling: Six kids, hard-working father, honest and trustworthy. Loan… denied!

Buckwheat: Dear Darla, I hate your stinking guts. You make me vomit. You’re scum between my toes! Love, Alfalfa.

Little Rascals Quotes: Butch: Any last words?
Alfalfa: Yeah, uh! See ya!

Alfalfa: Why am I soaking wet?
Porky: Don’t worry, Alfalfa. I used to have the same problem.

Mr. Welling: If you were my kids, I’d punish you.
Stymie: If we were YOUR kids, we’d punish ourselves!

Waldo: We just moved into town. My father bought the oil refinery.
Darla: That explains why you’re so refined!
Alfalfa: Yeah, and so oily!

Stymie: You’re a team, like Bert and Ernie, Superman and Clark Kent!

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