The movie Star Wars is very popular all around the world. Millions of people have watched it an endless number of times. If you are a real fan of this movie, most probably you remember all jokes per heart. Read the following star wars jokes and check if you remember them. Do not forget to share these awesome star wars puns with your friends. If you have no plans for this weekend, you can use these jokes to invite your friends and spend time watching Star Wars altogether.

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Q: And why can’t you count on his to pick up the tab?

A: Because he’s always a little short.

Hayden: What kind of car does a Jedi drive?
Jake: I don’t know.
Hayden: A Toy Yoda.

Q: How is Ducktape like the Force? A: It has a Dark Side, a Light side and it binds the galaxy together.

Matthew: What does a Star Destroyer wear to a wedding?
Daniel: What?
Matthew: Bow ties, of course!

Q: What did the specter of Obi Wan Kenobi say to the bartender?

A: “Give me a beer and a mop.”

Q: What program do Jedi use to view PDF files?
A: Adobe Wan Kenobi.

Q: Why is a Jedi knight never lonely? A: Because the force is always with him.

Savannah: What’s the most popular Star Wars movie in Italy?
Serena: Which one?
Savannah: The Phantom Venice.

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Yoda jokes

Who is your favorite character in Star Wars? Many people love Yoda most of all. This is a very bright character, which is perfectly described in the following yoda jokes. Share these jokes with your friends who love Star Wars as much as you do.

The Death Star’s shield generator walks into a bar. The bartender scowls and says, “Alright pal, I’ll serve you, but don’t start anything.”

Q: What do you call a Jedi in denial?
A: Obi-Wan Cannot Be.

I went to a sale at the Maul.
Everything was half off.

Q: What do you call 5 siths piled on top of a lightsaber?

A: A Sith-Kabob!

Luke: Which program do Jedi use to open PDF files in Star Wars?
Han: Which one?
Luke: Adobe-Wan Kenobi!

Luke and Obi-Wan walk into a Chinese restaurant. Ten minutes into the meal, Luke’s still having trouble with the chopsticks, dropping food everywhere. Obi-Wan finally snaps, “Use the forks, Luke.

5 afraid of 7 was, for what reason, hmm?

Because 6 7 8!

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Darth Vader jokes

Check out the best darth vader jokes presented in this impressive collection. Many people all around the world know Star Wars movie per heart. It is full of interesting dialogues, breathtaking special effects, and funny jokes.

Q: What do you call Chewbacca when he has chocolate stuck in his hair? A: Chocolate Chip Wookiee.

How do Tusken’s cheat on their taxes?
They always single file, to hide their numbers.

Speak like Yoda he did not, killed it for me that did.

Luke… I’m reading a great book about Force levitation… I can’t put it down.

There have been many definitions of Generation X, but I think none are more accurate than “a person who heard Weird Al’s ‘Yoda’ and did not know that it was a parody of another song.”

Q: What do you call potatoes that turn to the dark side?
A: Vader Tots.

Q: What do you call the website that divulges the secrets of the Galactic Empire?

A: Wookieeleaks.

Luke…did you know R2D2 used to work for me? …He asked to be paid under the table.

Q: Why is a droid mechanic never lonely?
A: Because it’s always making new friends.

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Star wars christmas jokes

Christmas is coming and you start to prepare presents and greeting cards. Use these star wars christmas jokes for greeting cards. Your friends will love such a Christmas card a lot.

Why were the Star Wars movies made out of order? “Because in charge of scheduling, Yoda was.”

Q: What do you call Harrison Ford when he smokes weed?

A: Han So-high.

Q: What did Chewbacca get sent back down to play minor league baseball?
A: He was making too many wookie mistakes.

Luke… I just watched a great documentary about how the Death Star was built… It was riveting, Luke. It was riveting…

Q: How do Ewoks contact each other when they’re apart?
A: Ewokie Talkies.

Q: When did Anakin’s Jedi masters know he was leaning towards the dark side? A: In the Sith Grade.

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