Some people like such stupid jokes. Well, you will find one of the biggest collection of dumb jokes. It is difficult to believe that such stupidity can make people laugh, but it really does. If you do not believe, you can post this special kind of jokes on your Facebook wall and check how many people like them and leave comments. Sometimes, it is also nice to forget about all serious and complicated things and just relax and laugh at the stupidity we live in every day.

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Stupid jokes

How many South Americans does it take to change a lightbulb?

Where did Napoleon keep his armies? In his sleevies.

You have two parts of brain, ‘left’ and ‘right’. In the left side, there’s nothing right. In the right side, there’s nothing left.

What did the cobbler say when a cat wandered into his shop?
Shoe!

I went to the zoo the other day. It was empty, except for a single dog…

How does a spoiled rich girl change a lightbulb?
She says, “Daddy, I want a new apartment.”

What is Harry Potter’s favorite method of getting down a hill?

What color is a burp?
Burple.

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Funny stupid jokes

You will not find better jokes than the following funny stupid jokes. This set is one of the stupidest, but the funniest as well. You will see that all your friends will love them, as they are fun and simple. Our daily life is complicated enough, so such kind of humor can be the best antidepressant.

Thanks for explaining the word “many” to me, it means a lot.

Where do animals go when their tails fall off?

What’s the difference between a well dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bike?

Where does the one-legged waitress work?
IHOP.

I’ve had a fan installed inside my head.
It’s blown my mind.

Two blondes fall down a well. One says to the other one, “Isn’t it dark down here?” She replies, “I don’t know. I can’t see.”

Why is Peter Pan always flying?

Because he never lands. I love this joke because it never gets old.

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Stupid jokes for kids

Children are the most cheerful creatures in the entire universe. They love to make stupid things and just to play without too much thinking. Check out the following stupid jokes for kids and show them to your children.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Because the chickens wasn’t invented yet.

My email password has been hacked. That’s the third time I’ve had to rename the cat.

What does a spy do when he gets cold?
He goes undercover.

What’s a pirate’s favourite letter?

Ye’d think it be “R”, but a pirate’s first love will always be the “C”.

Did you hear they banned fans from doing “The Wave” at all sports events? Too many blondes were drowning.

Why did Snoop Dogg need an umbrella?

Fo’ Drizzle.

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Short stupid jokes

These short stupid jokes are hilarious. Once you start reading them, you will blast of laughing. This is the best way to boost your mood and cheer up all your friends.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Because the chickens wasn’t invented yet.

What do you call a snake wearing a hard hat?
A boa constructor.

How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
Look for the Fresh Prints.

What did the tomato say to the other tomato during a race?

Person 1: My dog has no nose.
Person 2: How does it smell?
Person 1: Terrible.

A dad is washing the car with his son. After a moment, the son asks his father, “Do you think we could use a sponge instead?”

Last weekend I shot an elephant in my pyjamas.
How he got in my pyjamas I’ve never know.

A duck walked into a drugstore and asked for a tube of ChapStick.
The cashier said, “That’ll be $1.49”
and the duck said “Put it on my bill”.

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Really stupid jokes

If you want to read really stupid jokes, check out this collection. This is something extraordinary. You will not find better jokes than these items.

What does a grape say after it’s stepped on?

Nothing. It just lets out a little wine.

Why didn’t the Mexican archer fire his bow?

He didn’t habanero.

A guy walks into a bar and takes a seat. Before he can order a beer, the bowl of pretzels in front of him says “Hey, you’re a handsome fellow.” The man tries to ignore the bowl of pretzels, and orders a fine Pilsner beer. The bowl of pretzels then says “Ooooh, a pilsner, great choice. You’re a smart man.” Starting to freak out, the guy says to the bartender “Hey what the hell, this bowl of pretzels keeps saying nice things to me!” Bartender says “Don’t worry about it, the pretzels are complimentary.”

What did one snowman say to the other?
Can you smell carrots?

Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.

What happens when a frog’s car breaks down?

It gets toad away.

This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog! … Now read without the word dog.

How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just Juan.

How do you stop moles digging in your garden?
Hide their spades.

A girl phoned me the other day and said, “Come on over, there’s nobody home.” I went over. Nobody was home.

What’s the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

Anyone can roast beef but nobody can pee soup!

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