Ex Boyfriend Quotes

When love relationships end, it’s always sad, isn’t it? The person you used to love more than anyone becomes a stranger now. The following ex boyfriend quotes will help you look at the situation from a different point of view. Or, perhaps, you’d like to share these words of wisdom with your friend, who has just broken up with her partner. Just send one of these quotes about ex boyfriends and you will help your friend at least emotionally. Life does not stop, right? Time will heal all your wounds and you will open your heart to a new love. Soon you will recall this time with a smile. Do not lock yourself, stay positive, find a new hobby. Now you have a lot of free time for yourself, for all your friends and family.

Inspirational Quotes About Ex-boyfriends

Nobody deserves your tears, but whoever deserves them will not make you cry.

My heart has no room for you, but the trunk of my car definitely does.

You can’t start the next chapter if you keep re-reading the last one.

The best revenge you can get on your ex is to move on and let them see you happy with someone that treats you better than they did. – Sonya Parker

Irregardless, ex boyfriends are just off limits to friends. I mean, that’s just the rules of feminism.

Don’t cry because it’s over, smile because his new girlfriend looks like a horse.

As soon as your ex sees you smiling, thats the minute they want you back.

When the past calls, let it go to voice mail. It has nothing new to say.

We are all trying to get over the person who broke our hearts. We are all far from perfect.- Alex Rosa

Never regret. If it’s good, it’s wonderful. If it’s bad, it’s experience. – Victoria Holt

Boys say they don’t mind how you get your hair done. But then they leave you for someone with really great standard girl hair and the next thing you know you’re alone with a masculine crop crying into your granola.

If you were happy before you met someone, you can be happy when they’re gone.

Funny Ex boyfriend Quotes

Check out an impressive variety of funny ex boyfriend quotes. The first rule of going through a breakup is not taking it too seriously. Laughter is the best remedy if you have just split up with your ‘now ex’. Read these creative and funny ex boyfriend quotes, and share them with your friends. When your relationships have ended, it does not mean that you can’t keep friendly relationships. You can laugh together and recall your time you used to spend together.

If a girl understands your bullsh*t, sticks around through all your mistakes, and smiles even though you’ve done nothing for her. Than it’s obvious she’s a keeper, but it’s also obvious you don’t deserve her.

Every happy woman has at least one ex-boyfriend behind her.

Cheers to my ex for finally finding someone just as worthless as he is.

I don’t have Ex’s, I have Y’s. Like “Y the hell did I date you?

I was thinking about the cow thing. About how hanging on to an ex-boyfriend is like chewing your cud until somebody drops a fresh bale of hay in front of you. Or something like that.

If someone you love hurts you, cry a river, build a bridge and get over it.

I couldn’t deal with my ex and his new she-devil girlfriend being all up in my face and him trying to be friendly and her trying to poison me with her existence. – Sarah Bilington

If you feel the need to insult your ex or their new lover, you obviously still have feelings for them.

We’ve had a quirky past but let’s face it… having each other as exes is much better than not having each other in our lives at all!

My ex? We’re not friends, we’re not enemies. We’re just strangers with some memories.

I don’t care what you think about me, I don’t think about you at all.

Don’t get all depressed over a guy from your past, That’s like being sad because the garbage man picked up the trash.

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