All children know and love Yogi Bear. This is one of the most famous cartoons in many countries. Discover an impressive collection of Yogi Bear quotes. Most children know this cartoon per heart. If you want to make a memorable birthday card for your child, you should find a card with an illustration of Yogi Bear and insert one of the following yogi berra sayings. Your kid will definitely love it a lot!
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Famous Yogi Berra Sayings
Ranger John Smith: [showing a “Do Not Feed The Bears” sign to Yogi] Read this sign.
Yogi Bear: [deliberately reading incorrectly] Uh, “No Smoking In The Forest”?
Ranger John Smith: You know what it says, Yogi, and it applies to *all* the bears, especially you!
Yogi Bear: Uh, yes, sir.
Hello, pic-i-nic basket.
Hello, Yogi.
How ’bout that. A talking pic-i-nic basket.
Ranger Smith: Yogi, that’s the problem, all the thinking! Hey, you know what would be great? If you didn’t think, if you could just be a regular bear; you know, sit in the woods minding his own business. But nope: you’re different, you’re SMART, and you have to spend your days being selfish and destructive while everyone else pays the price! I’m sure it’s never been enough screwing up my life. But this time, you had to go and bring down this entire park. So tell me Yogi, how smart are you now?
Before you realize this truth, say the Yogis, you will always be in despair, a notion nicely expressed in this exasperated line from the Greek stoic philosopher Epictetus: ‘You bear God within you, poor wretch, and know it not.
Yogi Bear: He’s turning this park into a boot camp, with me getting the boot.
You don’t often see Bear Grylls in a suit.
Yogi Bear: I’m so smart it hurts.
Boo Boo: Uh, you’re standing on the soldering iron.
Yogi Bear: OR IT’S THAT!
Yogi Bear and Boo Boo Bear Quotes
Boo-Boo Bear also appears on The Yogi Bear Show as one of Hanna-Barbera cartoon characters. He is a bear cub that always wears a purple bow. Yogi and Boo-Boo are friends, that’s why their dialogues become even more interesting.
Hey, how ’bout that. I go to sleep a bear and wake up an octopus!
(Muffled) Yogi Bear, will you get off me!!
Boo-Boo! As another famous bear once said, what are you doing in my bed?
It’s Spring, Yogi! It’s Spring! Yippee!
Yogi Bear: Shish-kaboob, Bob-Bob… I mean, shish kabob, Boo-Boo.
Boo-Boo Bear: What are you going to do with it, Yogi?
Yogi Bear: Down the hatch, but natch.
Yogi Bear: What the heck was that?
Boo Boo: I have problems with potato salad.
Yogi Bear: I’m so smart that it hurts.
They say Yogi Berra is funny. Well, he has a lovely wife and family, a beautiful home, money in the bank, and he plays golf with millionaires. What’s funny about that?
He forgets, and I quote myself. I’m smarter than the average bear, hee-hee-hee-hee!
Famous Yogi Bear Quotes And Phrases From Cartoon
This collection of famous Yogi Bear quotes has been created exclusively for children. Kids love this cartoon so much and do not get tired to watch it over and over again. Surprise your kid by quoting his favorite character.
Boo-Boo Bear: But Yogi, the Ranger’s not going to like it.
Yogi Bear: What’s not to like about Robin Hood? I’ll steal from the rich and give to a poor bear: me. Stay here, Friar Boo-Boo.
[Yogi peeks through the window of a cafe]
Yogi Bear: A goodly bunch having lunch.
[He shoots an arrow through the window, spearing various items]
Yogi Bear: Shish-kaboob, Bob-Bob… I mean, shish kabob, Boo-Boo.
Boo-Boo Bear: What are you going to do with it, Yogi?
Yogi Bear: Down the hatch, but natch.
Well, she can have her tinsel world of make-believe. I’m headed back to Jellystone.
Ranger Smith: [to Rachel] Is he still filming?
Rachel: I needed more footage, so I told him to keep it rolling.
Ranger Smith: Then I can plug that into the video camera right up there. I just need a way to distract the guards.
Yogi Bear: I think we can take care of that.
Yogi Bear:
Boo Boo, you’ve tried to stop my brilliant ideas with common sense a thousand times. Has it ever worked?
Boo Boo:
No.
Yogi Bear:
Then… let’s go-go-go!
Anyone who’s ever tried to tangle with a teddy bear cholla knows there’s a whole lot more bear than teddy to it.
Funny Yogi Bear Ranger Smith Quotes
Do you want to entertain your child who is the biggest fan of Yogi Bear cartoon? Show the following funny Yogi Bear quotes and you will see your sweet child laughing a lot during the entire day.
[as Yogi and Boo-Boo fall from the sky in their plane]
Yogi Bear: Hang on Boo Boo!
Boo Boo: What do we do now?
Yogi Bear: Did you check the safety manual?
Boo Boo: It’s just a picture of us screaming!
[Both scream and flail their arms]
Yogi Bear: We have to deject, Boo-Boo!
Boo Boo: Don’t you mean “EJECT”?
Yogi Bear: Eject is up, deject is
[Both fall]
Yogi Bear: doooooooown!
Anyone who understands Jazz knows that you can’t understand it. It’s too complicated. That’s what’s so simple about it.
Yogi Bear: He’s turning this park into a boot camp, with me getting the boot.
Cindy! I can’t believe it! Neither can I, sir.
But why? Why did you do it?
I don’t know. A voice inside my head kept saying: Take, Take. Take, take, take. Take, take, take, take, take, take, take.
Oh, no… not you, Cindy. If you would’ve done one wrong thing, I might believe it. But you’d have to convince me.
Ranger Smith: [showing a “Do Not Feed The Bears” sign to Yogi] Read this sign.
Yogi Bear: [deliberately reading incorrectly] Uh, “No Smoking In The Forest”?
Ranger Smith: You know what it says, Yogi, and it applies to *all* the bears, especially you!
Yogi Bear: Uh, yes, sir.”
Ranger Smith: Jellystone’s too important to give up on.
Yogi Bear Cartoon Quotes And Lines
If you work in school and you want to make your lesson interesting, you should use the following Yogi Bear quotes and lines. These quotes will entertain children and will definitely grab their attention to your subject. Make learning fun!
Cindy Bear: It’s the time for whispering sweet nothings in one’s ear.
Yogi Bear: Now that I can oblige.
Cindy Bear: Oh, Yogi.
Yogi Bear: Nothing. Nothing, nothing, nothing. Nooothing. And because you’re such a good kid, here’s another nothing, for nothing.
Ranger Smith: We got a bear disturbance!
Ranger Jones: All units, lock the park! I repeat, lock down the park!
Ranger Smith: You know I’m the only other ranger here, right?
Ranger Smith:
Bears are supposed to avoid people, not run around stealing their food!
Yogi Bear:
I agree, sir. That’s why Boo-Boo and I would never disturb family pic-a-nics.
Who knows? Someday, there may be the sound of little bear feet! Runnin’ around the cave!!!
Yogi Bear: Kick it, Boo-Boo!
Boo Boo: Kicking it!
[turns on the radio to Baby Got Back]
You can’t fail if you never stop trying.
That’s insane, Lanier said. Not very. It’s politics.
Yogi Bear:
Just sit back and let Mother Nature carry us toward her own.
Boo Boo:
I think Mother Nature is kind of cranky today.