Have you watched ‘Step Brothers’ yet? No? We can hardly imagine that this is possible. It’s not a secret that Will Ferrell has had both hilarious and witty movies and bad ones which leave you with some mixed feelings. Well, ‘Step Brothers’ can be attributed to the first category of funny films with interesting dialogues that make you laugh as crazy. Don’t worry, we aren’t going to give you spoilers, just a quick look at ‘what this film is about’. Will Ferrell and John C. Reilly play two immature men that act like children. They are forced to live together as brothers and that’s where all of the fun begins. Let’s make a deal – at first you read our hilarious compilation of best Step Brothers quotes and then watch the movie.
Step Brothers Quotes
My mom is being eaten by a dog and there’s nothing I can do! – Will Ferrell as Brennan
I still hate you, but you have a pretty good collection of nudie magazines. – Will Ferrell as Brennan
John C. Reilly as Dale Doback: Haha, that’s so funny the last time I heard that, I laugh so hard I fell off my dinosaur!
This is going to sound weird, but for a second, I think you took on the shape of a unicorn. – John C. Reilly as Dale Doback
Today I saw my own son use a bicycle as a weapon. You yelled ‘rape’ at the top of your lungs. – Nancy
Robert better not get in my face, ’cause I’ll drop that mother f*cker. – Will Ferrell as Brennan
I’m going to take a pillowcase and fill it full of bars of soap and beat the shit out of you! – Will Ferrell as Brennan
Best Of Step Brothers Movie Quotes
For those of you who really like the movie Step Brothers it will hard to pick the best lines and quotes. But we dare to say that these dialogues between Brennan Huff and Dale Doback are simply the best. Read and tell us if you agree.
Dale Doback: Dad, I’m doing this because I love you. Fuck you.
Dr. Robert Doback: Anything else?
Dale Doback: No, bon voyage! Have a great time!
Barbara Walters, Oprah, your wife. You gotta f__k one, kill one, and marry one. Go! – John C. Reilly as Dale
You better not close your eyes, because as soon as you do, I’m gonna punch you square in the face! – Brennan Huff
I teabagged your drum set! Your drum set’s a whore! – Brennan
Dale Doback: Did you rub your balls on my drums.
Brennan Huff: No, I was watching cops.
Dale Doback: I know for a fact that cops doesn’t come on till 4:00.
Dale Doback: I manage a baseball team.
Nancy Huff: Oh, little league?
Dale Doback: Fantasy league.
Funny Step Brothers Quotes
Funny quotes from ‘Step Brothers’ movie aren’t for everyone, that’s for sure. But those who have step brothers know that rivalry and making fun of each other are inevitable when it comes to relationships between the two. Who knows, maybe you’ll see yourself in one of these ridiculous most quotable one-liners and dialogues from Step Brothers :
Derek : What if I were to tell you that I could sell this house… for 30 percent above market?
Dr. Robert Doback : That’d be great. Could you do it?
Derek : Yeah. In a heartbeat, Robby. Look, I got my real-estate license a few years back for shits and gigs. I’d even do it for four-fifths commish… because you know what really gets my dick hard? Helping out my friends.
Brennan Huff: This house is a f*cking prison!
Dale Doback: On Planet Bullshit!
Brennan Huff: In the galaxy of This Sucks Camel Dicks!
Brennan Huff: Hey Derek, you know what’s good for shoulder pain?
Brennan Huff: If you lick my butt-hole.
Dale Doback: Snap!!!
Dale Doback: Snap!
Brennan Huff: This wedding is horse shit!
You don’t even look good when you’re singing.
Dale Doback: [Brennan is burying Dale in the garden] But I’m still alive!
Brennan Huff: You’re waking the neighbors! Shut up!
I’m f*cking miserable. I had to get up at 10 o’clock this morning.
Brennan, that is the voice of an angel. I can’t even make eye contact with you right now. Your voice is like a combination of Fergie and Jesus.
Did We Just Become Best Friends Quote
Even if you’ve heard this quote a million times before, let it be one million and first. ‘Did we just become best friends’ quote from Step Brothers is simply one of the most recognizable one-liner in the history.
Brennan: Did we just become best friends?
So Much Room For Activities Quote
Dale: [to parents] Can we turn our beds into bunkbeds?
Brennan: [pleading] It’ll give us so much extra space in our room to do activities.
Robert: You’re adults, you can do what you want.
Dale: This is the funnest night ever!
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